Imagine waking up one day and deciding that declaring war on orcs is a fabulous idea. I mean, why not? They’ve only been minding their own business, lurking in dark forests, sipping tea and discussing the finer points of carrot farming. Sure, they might look a bit rough around the edges, but have you seen their knitting skills? A work of art, let me tell you! Now, let’s think this through—what’s the worst that could happen? Oh right, catastrophic chaos! Because nothing says ‘great strategy’ like pitting your entire civilization against a horde of armor-clad orcs who haven’t skipped leg day since, well, ever! And let’s not ignore the delightful side effects—interrupted tea time, rising property values in orc neighborhoods, and have you ever tried to clean orcish mud off your shoes? So, folks, let’s put down the swords and start a friendly intramural teams with the orcs instead. Who needs war when you can have a bake-off?

Imagine waking up one morning and deciding that declaring war on orcs is a fabulous idea. I mean, really—why not? Those orcs were just lurking in shadowy woods, sipping tea and debating carrot farming techniques. Sure, they look a bit rough around the edges, but have you seen them knit? Pure artistry! Now pause—what’s the worst that could happen? Ah, right: total, catastrophic chaos. Because nothing screams ‘smart plan’ like sending your entire realm against armor-clad orcs with unskippable leg days. And let’s not even start on interrupted tea time, spiking orc property prices, or scrubbing that mud off your boots. So, friends, drop the swords and challenge the orcs to a friendly bake-off instead. Who needs war?